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The free LinkedIn Live with Emily has moved. It was set for Thursday, August 20. It is now Thursday, September 10, 11am CT / 12pm ET, same place, on LinkedIn. Recruiters, Ghosting, Scams and How to Get a Human to Answer. Link: https://www.linkedin.com/events/7496042290956693504

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Next up · Thu Sep 10 · 11am CT Recruiters, Ghosting, Scams and How to Get a Human to Answer 12pm ET
Whatever prompt we get into lands on this page right after.

The Prompts

One from every live, newest first. Free, forever, no email required.

1. Copy the prompt (or download it as markdown).
2. Paste it into ChatGPT, Claude, whatever you've got.
3. Answer honestly, one at a time. Some take ten minutes, some take two.
Drop 06 · Aug 19 The Follow-Up That Isn't Begging From AI Confidential

For the message you have rewritten 6 times and still haven't sent.

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It will tell you to wait if waiting is the right call. Deb Haas · aiconfidential.net
Drop 05 · Aug 13 Before You Write Anything From AI Confidential

AI sounds like a robot because it never learned how you sound. This one asks five questions and refuses to write a word until you've answered them. Then it tells you three things about the way you talk, and quotes you back to yourself.

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Answer out loud if it's easier. Type it how you said it. Deb Haas · aiconfidential.net
Drop 04 · Aug 6 The Reason You Never Wrote Down From AI Confidential

You know why you want this job. You've said it out loud to your partner, your friend, the person next to you at a wedding. You never wrote it down, so a stranger reads your materials and fills that part in themselves. Usually wrong. This asks questions until the sentence comes out.

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It won't make you sound younger. Ask it to and it says no. Deb Haas · aiconfidential.net
Drop 03 · Jul 30 The 3-2-1 Before You Apply Test From AI Confidential

Before you spend another hour tailoring. Three things this employer actually wants, two things you've actually done, one human who could see you. It will tell you to skip most of them, fast.

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It won't tell you the posting is real. Nobody can. Deb Haas · aiconfidential.net
Drop 02 · Jul 28 What's Still Yours From AI Confidential

You've already proven it's not you. This finds what's still yours to move, and what you're allowed to stop feeding.

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It won't pep-talk you. That's the point. Deb Haas · aiconfidential.net
Drop 01 · Jul 16 The Interview That Works Backwards From AI Confidential

You can't answer "what do you want." You can answer what made you want to walk into the sea. Same list, opposite sign.

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Paste into any chatbot. Bring your grudges. Deb Haas · aiconfidential.net

Don't miss the rest of the season

We'll email you before we go live, when a new class opens, and when a new prompt drops. That's it.

Every prompt on this page is free, with no gate. Copy them, download them, share them. If one helped, the nicest thing you can do is send it to someone else who's job searching.

bring your grudges 🎤